Drabbles of a Genius

tentacle-lover:

Well, it certainly is interesting. Maybe if my humble little blog picks up in this little community here I’ll be bestowed the honor of having anonymous followers redesigning my entire personality and appearance based on every whim that crosses their mind during the time it takes them to type up a legible request.

On another less perverse note, have you talked to Dave lately?

It’ll happen, trust me. You’ll regret them when it does.

And Dave? Well, considering I moved in with him, yeah. But he’s sleeping right now. If you need him, I can wake him up or something.

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And what ball is this my fair maiden? Ive heard of no such ball anywhere nearby. (Granted i live in the middle of the ocean but thats beside the point.) On an unrelated note: why would you wear a maids outfit to a BALL youd be better off with a gown!

I don’t know. We could crash a middle school dance and grind, or something. I don’t really think balls exist in Texas.

And I don’t know, the anons requested one. But hey, if it makes you happy, I’ll wear myself a pretty little gown.

tentacle-lover:

I would be lying if I said I didn’t find your discomfort amusing, so perhaps the anons are on to something. Unfortunately, they also lack the creativity to come up with something properly entertaining to do with you. 

However, I must admit that I do hold a bit of respect for your willingness to let your rather creepy anons have full control of what you look like for the next… week, is it? That takes quite of courage, and also requires quite a bit of misplaced faith in your anonymous submitters.

Oh man, no. I don’t trust those assholes at all. I just like to see the shit they come up with, regardless of its originality or not. It’s just kinda fun to have shit to spice up your life every now and then.

And it’s only gonna last for the rest of the week, so, three days. Not that bad.

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Then go feel pretty if your heart so desires dirk.

Jake would you like to go out to a ball with me?

I’ll wear the maid dress and everything.

My bro’s gonna have a conniption.

ceruleanlover95 replied to your post: So I’m a cat girl for the rest of the week. Fun.

Well at least youre “anime.”

I feel “anime”.

I also feel pretty.

tentacle-lover:

I’m sorry to hear that your awesomeness attracted the parasitic beings you accurately refer to as horny ass little kids.

On an unrelated note, am I wrong that in assuming from the recent posts on your blog you are now a female cat/human hybrid? If so, I do not believe that I am the only one with an interesting preference of sexual acts around here.

Hey, it’s not like that isn’t exactly what they are.

And no, you would be absolutely correct. Anons have tendency to change physical aspects of the human body for the sheer hell of it. They think it’s funny, probably.

So I’m a cat girl for the rest of the week.

Fun.

tentacle-lover:

Yes, it is true. As open as I am about my particular kinks, I still find it rather disturbing when someone I’ve never had any previous interaction with decides that it’s permittable to request a session of hot, steamy, online intercourse by taking advantage of what I find to be stimulating.

You speak as if you’ve had encounters of your own with these demented creatures known as Pesterchum users.

So you’ve got yourself a tentacle fetish. Interesting. But I can see where you’re coming from. It might be a little odd for someone to take advantage of that kink for the sake of having their own whacking session. I’m glad that you’re above that.

And I surely have. There’s something about being a really radical guy that attracts the weirdos. I’ve dealt with plenty of horny ass little kids.

Now’s a good time for asks, I think. How about someone asks me about the typical stuff? And anons, you’re free to direct me to do shit. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity.

tentacle-lover:

Sounds like making a Tumblr account results in a number of wins and losses as far as socializing goes. And, judging from your description of it, Pesterchum seems to result in more “losses”.

At least most of the people on this website seem to have a better grasp on how to hold a civil conversation with another living being, compared to Pesterchum.

Maybe I’m being unfair in my comparison though, as the fruits of my labors on Pesterchum are along the lines of “Hi Rose, I have tentacles, I heard that they’re majorly kinky for you, maybe you’d be down to fuck?”. Anything would look good when compared to that wonderful example of a conversation starter.

Yeah, I’ve made a lot more friends through Tumblr. Even found my bro.

Yes, that is very true. The need to fuck by our denizens of Pesterchum is a fucking 69 out of 100 on a scale of kinkiness. But that’s just how things go.

Your username leads me to believe that that is true. But hey, it’s never good to assume.

tentacle-lover:

Sadly, my day has not been at all interesting. I tidied up my rather messy room, busied myself by writing and reading over some home-made tales of wizardry, and made a few attempts at conversation with random strangers on Pesterchum. The attempts at conversation were the exact opposite of fruitful.

Or pleasant.

However, I’m hoping that the creation of this blog will encourage interaction (and friendship) with strangers on the internet, and maybe even remedy my frequent bouts of boredom.

Well, Pesterchum isn’t always the most effective means of making friends or having conversation in general. It’s filled to the brim with morons, really. But I’m sure you’ll have better luck here.

You’ll find a whole bunch of different people on either, that’s for sure.

Well, ever since I’ve made one, I’ve lost friends and gained them. It’s kind of a pain, really. But I’ve learned to deal with it. I’m happy with what I’ve got, anyways.

tentacle-lover:

Yes, I am. It’s a pleasure to meet you. I’ve been meaning to instigate a conversation with you, as Dave’s summary of your personality is quite intriguing, and I wished to form my own conclusions about your behavior based on my own experiences.

Perhaps we could even become friends, but I’m getting ahead of myself. How has your day been?

Dave talks about me, huh? That’s pretty nice. But I’m always open to a little conversation. And the Roses I’ve met in the past are pretty classy dames.

I wouldn’t mind being friends.

My day has been pretty alright. Just spent it hanging out with friends and my bro. Yourself?