July 2012
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Please don’t spread this around tumblr, or ask people to help me, because if my sister sees it, they’ll take my iPod away from me.
It’s all I have left.
Fuck, I can’t even kill myself without them punishing me.
Guys, I’m really fucking scared.
I’m sorry if I’m not here to rp.
I just want someone to talk to but they took away my tablet and my computer and my DSi.
I can’t skype with my friends when I badly need them.
I’m really scared and I can’t even go onto my fucking personal because my sister is watching my every move.
I’m sorry.
I’m really fucking...
tentacle-lover:
Ah, I was not aware that you had moved in with him. However, despite my lack of conversation with your younger sibling, I don’t require his company at this exact moment, so you can allow him to continue his rest. I was just wondering where he was is all. I haven’t spoken with him in a while, as I mentioned previously, and I simply wished to obtain his Tumblr URL from...
tentacle-lover:
Well, it certainly is interesting. Maybe if my humble little blog picks up in this little community here I’ll be bestowed the honor of having anonymous followers redesigning my entire personality and appearance based on every whim that crosses their mind during the time it takes them to type up a legible request.
On another less perverse note, have you talked to Dave...
ceruleanlover95 replied to your post: ceruleanlover95 replied to your post:…
And what ball is this my fair maiden? Ive heard of no such ball anywhere nearby. (Granted i live in the middle of the ocean but thats beside the point.) On an unrelated note: why would you wear a maids outfit to a BALL youd be better off with a gown!
I don’t know. We could crash a middle school dance and...
tentacle-lover:
I would be lying if I said I didn’t find your discomfort amusing, so perhaps the anons are on to something. Unfortunately, they also lack the creativity to come up with something properly entertaining to do with you.
However, I must admit that I do hold a bit of respect for your willingness to let your rather creepy anons have full control of what you look like for the...
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ceruleanlover95 replied to your post: ceruleanlover95 replied to your post: So I’m a cat…
Then go feel pretty if your heart so desires dirk.
Jake would you like to go out to a ball with me?
I’ll wear the maid dress and everything.
My bro’s gonna have a conniption.
ceruleanlover95 replied to your post: So I’m a cat girl for the rest of the week. Fun.
Well at least youre “anime.”
I feel “anime”.
I also feel pretty.
tentacle-lover:
I’m sorry to hear that your awesomeness attracted the parasitic beings you accurately refer to as horny ass little kids.
On an unrelated note, am I wrong that in assuming from the recent posts on your blog you are now a female cat/human hybrid? If so, I do not believe that I am the only one with an interesting preference of sexual acts around here.
Hey, it’s not...
Anonymous asked: but in all seriousness please don't walk around in a maid dress that would just be downright horrifying
Anonymous asked: next thing you know we'll be asking you to walk around in a maid dress for the rest of the night-- whoops
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So I’m a cat girl for the rest of the week.
Fun.
Anonymous asked: BAM! You now have cat ears and a cat tail for the rest of the week! >:3
Anonymous asked: Suddenly, you are female for the next three days.
Anonymous asked: you ask for asks like all the fucking time so we do kinda have all day.
tentacle-lover:
Yes, it is true. As open as I am about my particular kinks, I still find it rather disturbing when someone I’ve never had any previous interaction with decides that it’s permittable to request a session of hot, steamy, online intercourse by taking advantage of what I find to be stimulating.
You speak as if you’ve had encounters of your own with these demented...
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Now’s a good time for asks, I think. How about someone asks me about the typical stuff? And anons, you’re free to direct me to do shit. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity.
tentacle-lover:
Sounds like making a Tumblr account results in a number of wins and losses as far as socializing goes. And, judging from your description of it, Pesterchum seems to result in more “losses”.
At least most of the people on this website seem to have a better grasp on how to hold a civil conversation with another living being, compared to Pesterchum.
Maybe I’m...
tentacle-lover:
Sadly, my day has not been at all interesting. I tidied up my rather messy room, busied myself by writing and reading over some home-made tales of wizardry, and made a few attempts at conversation with random strangers on Pesterchum. The attempts at conversation were the exact opposite of fruitful.
Or pleasant.
However, I’m hoping that the creation of this blog will...
