IS THAT THE ISLANDER. DEAD. THAT IS GREAT.
AND LOOK AT THE BITCHES. THEY ARE GETTING SO. *AMOROuS* WITH EACH OTHER. TOSSING OuT DECLARATIONS OF LOVE AND. HOLDING EACH OTHER AND WHATNOT. OHOHO. YOu ARE CLEVER IN YOuR DIRTY WAYS DIRK.
OH. WAIT. IS THAT uS?
DIRK. IS IT SuPPOSED TO BE uS?
ARE WE HOLDING HANDS?
IS THAT WHAT’S GOING ON THERE?
YOu MISSED OuT ON SOME INTEGRAL DETAILS. OF MY OWN PERSON. BuT. THAT’S VERY. SALACIOuS. WE ARE SO *CLOSE* AND SO *FRIENDLY.*
I thought you’d appreciate that detail.
And yes, they are pretty damn close, aren’t they? I’d figure they’re having a good time, being all loving and tender.
And yeah, that’s us. We’re holding hands and being friendly, of course. I was tempted to make us hug, but I wasn’t sure if that was a step too far. So hand holding it is. And I won’t forget the coattails and cheek swirls next time.