Drabbles of a Genius

strider-:

you can deal with it ya pansy
although i guess if you wanna get rid of my totally rad germs thats your thing
i hear youd go on ebay for a million bucks though

Only a million? You underestimate me. Even without your germs, I’d be at least a billion.

But you wouldn’t want me selling myself to the highest bidder, anyways. You’d miss me too much, obviously.

(Source: tactfultechnician)